ifindthat-ist: hannibalthecanibal: and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw the moral of the entire series is that harry is a dumbass
jimpovolo: kenway: during spanish class today we were writing sentences and stuff and this guy tried to write “i have eaten the grass” but he mixed up the word for grass (césped) with another word (huésped) he ended up writing “i have eaten the guests”
redridinghoodandthesourwolf: chiblogger: chiblogger: GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK oh my gOD You’re either in a dramatic rendition of the Princess and the Frog or you’re in the first five minutes of a Supernatural episode.
joggingdead: when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you
antisociallysplendid: When on tumblr: When in public THIS IS SO TRUE IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY. That’s basically me with a book in my hand in public
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kinglokiofasgard asked: You're cool
lordkirk: inspired by this (x)
I will make everyone who reblogs this a mix CD...
thewordsmithy: bookworm276: saltniron: thegoblinkingsgirl: erinchu: astormonthehorizon: No limits, anyone who reblogs this gets the tracklist messaged to them. Thank you, you’re a lovely person! YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON EVER FOR COMING UP WITH THIS IDEA AND DOING IT.
laugh-addict: family events
suojure: malijuanastyles: i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop...
folie-a-tout: heyaeya: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this: THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
natured: I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope God made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.
thelilnan: holy-punk: how much old could an old sport sport if an old sport could sport old the Gatsby jokes are getting really weird
tommilsom: theroachsalad: saraunderthesea: ...